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howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

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pidgeonpeep:

me when im drunk

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lamewolves:

brainsandspaceships:

minuialeth75:

cumberbitchedd:

Can we all take the time to admit that we all cried like freaking babies at the start of Star Trek 2009. 

Reminder that Benedict Cumberbatch admitted he did.

One of the only movies that goes from zero to feels in like 0.000001 seconds.

also we can’t forget that Thor and Emma Swan are the parents of Jim Kirk

I’m fucking crying right now just from seeing the gifset damn it

(Source: bastardofasgard)

dreamofunconsciousness:

The last line “Row, Row, Row, Your Boat.”

“Life is but a dream.”

Really? That’s quite the existentialist mind-fuck to throw in at the end of a nursery rhyme.

(Source: carnivalfires)


caraphatash:

This movie was better than I expected 

(Source: jenniferslaws)

Regulus is the brightest star in the Leo constellation.
Sirius is the brightest star in the sky.

Regulus and Sirius are the Light in the Black family.

Damn you, J.K.

(Source: katiisrad)


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marauderer:

godzillastears:

marauderer:

everyone likes to joke that Australian’s are hardcore and can survive anything but watch what happens to us if the temperature drops below 20 degrees

I’m fucking freezing

Example #1

cascadingletters:

Have you ever felt a potential love for someone?

Like, you don’t actually love them and you know you don’t, but you know you could. You realise that you could easily fall in love with them. It’s almost like the bud of a flower, ready to blossom but it’s just not quite there yet. And you like them a lot, you really do. You think about them often, but you don’t love them. You could, though. You know you could.


riverdancingcas:

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gallifrey999:

supernatural-black-hole:

comtessedebussy:

bbanditt:

DEAN REFERENCES THE BEST SHIT

I just want to point out that this means Dean has watched the Disney Channel. 

at least that’s one part of a childhood that he actually got

But The Suite Life of Zack and Cody wasn’t on when Dean was a kid. It started in 2005, when Dean was 26. So that means he watched Disney Channel as an adult.

Because he didn’t have a childhood.

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unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick


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romeoisadick:

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inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.


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