why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
A headache so strong you can sense Lord Voldemort.
that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet
" We have a lot of natural comedians in the cast, but [ Martin ] is by far the funniest. "
"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops
Emma Watson after watching Academy Awards Best Superheros video containing Harry Potter
"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"
Sometimes I wonder if Pete puts lyrics from future albums in his tweets any more like this
but then I see things like this
and I’m pretty sure that’s not the case